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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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