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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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