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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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