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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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