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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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