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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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