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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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