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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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