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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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