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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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