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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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