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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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