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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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