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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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