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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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