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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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