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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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