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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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