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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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