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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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