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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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