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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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