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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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