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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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