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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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