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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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