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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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