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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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