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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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