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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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