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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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