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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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