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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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