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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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