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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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