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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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