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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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