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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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