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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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