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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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