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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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