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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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