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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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