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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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