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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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