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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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