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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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