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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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