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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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