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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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