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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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