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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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