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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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