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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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